• Troy Tulowitzki had a big spring, hitting six home runs. "He's got a swagger about him. He believes,'' one AL scout said. "He's got a lot of Jeter in him.'' It's harder to think of a better compliment.
Here's hoping Tulo's got a lot of Valtrex in him, too.
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I remembered the Jeter half of that rumor, but I had forgotten that he allegedly gave it to Jessica Alba. THANKS FOR RUINING MY JESSICA ALBA FANTASY, PASSIVE VOICE, YOU ASSHOLE!
Though this adds one more thing to an impossibly long list of Derek Jeter transgressions, I'm still more angry at some guy named Cash Warren for getting her pregnant.
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