So I see Gary Myers of the New York Daily News in the press box at the Meadowlands on Saturday night. He tells me the doctor about to give him a colonoscopy last year says to him, "Do you know Peter King?'' Myers says yes, and the doc proceeds to tell him what a kook I am for beginning the prep work for my bowel cleanout just before a two-hour-and-40-minute plane trip. You think that's the first time I've heard that one, doc?
You know what I think, Peter? I think fuck you.
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Edit/Postscript: Peter's referencing this, an even bigger crime against his readership.
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I was gonna say something like "C'mon, Passive Voice, cut ol' Pete a break. He's educating people about the importance of colonoscopies, sorta like Katie Couric did a while ago."
And then I looked at the latter link and saw, that no, that was decidedly NOT the case.
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