It seems I'm late to this party.

Apparently the whole A-Rod + Madonna thing has been around Deadspin for at least a day now. But I feel obligated to weigh in with this old but too-perfect post from insane celebrity gossip blog What Would Tyler Durden Do. Does A-Rod do things just to get publicly humiliated? Just for the record, Jeter has banged Jessica Alba, Adriana Lima, Scarlett Johansson, a Miss Universe, Mariah Carey, Jessica Biel and 3734 others, and A-Rod counters with.....??

HAPPY CANADA DAY EVERYBODY.

How cute...

By now I imagine most of you have seen this story, where the Yankees went out of their way to unearth a David Ortiz jersey that was planted last summer in some cement at the New Yankee Stadium construction site. Everyone seems to be taking the story as "Oh how cute! It's those Red Sox and Yankee fans going at it again!"

Maybe I'm just the bitterest and angriest blogger on the series o' tubes, but it seems to me that when a construction project is being subsidized by taxpayers to the tune of FOUR HUNDRED FUCKING MILLION MOTHERFUCKING DOLLARS time, man hours, and money should not be wasted on digging up a silly ass shirt that's been there for over a year. Does anybody give a shit about any of this stuff anymore?