Random Celebrity Sighting!

This isn't funny so much as it just sort of was VERY abrupt and unexpected. I was in the Bank of America building yesterday in downtown Miami. You've probably seen it in any number of wide shots of nationally televised games involving the Marlins, Canes, Dolphins, or Heat. Here it is:



As you can see the building's got multiple tiers, so you have to take an elevator up to the "sky lobby" and then there's three banks of elevators that go to different sets of floors. So I was meeting with an attorney yesterday and we were coming down in the elevator and as the elevator doors open I almost literally bumped right into this man.



That's right. Dwyane. Fucking. Wade.

Expanding our horizons...

I don't really live in my mother's basement. Actually, I live in South Florida where the water table is so high that NOBODY has basements, so I guess I'm an exception to the rule. Anyway, as some of you may be aware, South Beach is a hot spot for random celebrity sightings. So even when they have nothing to do with sports, I'll periodically post some celebrity sighting, especially if they are sufficiently random and humorous.

Today, I saw Kenan Thompson, currently of SNL, formerly of All That and Kenan and Kel. This would be pretty random in and of itself, except for what he was wearing. He was walking around in a Fat Albert shirt. As in a t-shirt with a bunch of stenciled pictures of Fat Albert's ... um.... fat head all over it. If you're still not laughing yet, I'd just like to point out Mr. Thompson's biggest feature film role to date (aside from Snakes on a Plane, I mean):




Is this even more meta than Archie Micklewhite's masturbatory posts?