From his 10 Things I Think I Think I Think I Think I Think, non-football division:
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Man, Peter had at least 13 thoughts this week. I'm impressed.
Thanks for the speedy delivery, Mrs. Dice-K.
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I'm going to ASSUME he means: thanks for having your baby quickly so your husband can get back to pitching for the Red Sox. But dammit Peter, context. Can't you say one thing without sounding like a weirdo?
n. Happy St. Patrick's Day. If you're in the vicinity of Montclair, N.J., and want to experience the best real Irish place in this part of the world, go have a couple at Tierney's on Valley Road. You'll thank me around the time the second bagpiper is doing a lap of the place.
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