Showing posts with label yet another quickie...as the actress said to the bishop. Show all posts
Showing posts with label yet another quickie...as the actress said to the bishop. Show all posts

Wednesday, July 9, 2008

Comics & Sports tomorrow...

Since new comic book day has been delayed by a day (thanks American independence, you big jerk - and to think I thought you were a good thing), I too will postpone Comics & Sports until tomorrow. Well, that and I'm feeling lazy. Not to mention tired as all get out. I must be getting old. Or something.

To make up for it, I give you what I know you all really want - random acts of violence and a seedy pitchman...



Anyone else feel like there's nothing happening in sports at the moment? Well, apart from those trades, but as a fan of one of the teams I'm recusing myself from such discussion.

Sunday, March 16, 2008

And here comes the ouroboros...

Check out this stupid fucking typographical mistake made by some no-account blogger...

So apparently, only this dude - this entity - known as "no" has the stones to say people are soon going to stop caring about who is better, Kobe or LeBron. Who is mysterious man? A roguishly contrarian ESPN commenter? The anthropomorphized humanoid form of the word "no"? A hasty, e.e. cummings style rendering of the initials of former Pittsburgh Steeler quarterback Neil O'Donnell? Who knows?

"Who is mysterious man?" What the fuck did you do, random basement-dwelling putz Archie Mickewhite (possibly Thomas Pynchon)? Did you write the original sentence in English, then run it through the Babel Fish translator a few times just for kicks? C'mon, man, if all you're going to do is mock people for lousy editing, the least you can do is edit yourself.

Which is why you'd think I'd check this post over for grammatical errors. Yep, you'd think that, wouldn't you? And yet...

[Note: I've fixed the error in the other post just so that it reads better. My idiocy still stands, however.]