Sunday, March 16, 2008

And here comes the ouroboros...

Check out this stupid fucking typographical mistake made by some no-account blogger...

So apparently, only this dude - this entity - known as "no" has the stones to say people are soon going to stop caring about who is better, Kobe or LeBron. Who is mysterious man? A roguishly contrarian ESPN commenter? The anthropomorphized humanoid form of the word "no"? A hasty, e.e. cummings style rendering of the initials of former Pittsburgh Steeler quarterback Neil O'Donnell? Who knows?

"Who is mysterious man?" What the fuck did you do, random basement-dwelling putz Archie Mickewhite (possibly Thomas Pynchon)? Did you write the original sentence in English, then run it through the Babel Fish translator a few times just for kicks? C'mon, man, if all you're going to do is mock people for lousy editing, the least you can do is edit yourself.

Which is why you'd think I'd check this post over for grammatical errors. Yep, you'd think that, wouldn't you? And yet...

[Note: I've fixed the error in the other post just so that it reads better. My idiocy still stands, however.]

1 comment:

Brian said...

Your idiocy couldn't stand if you froze it in a glacier and put it on a tripod. WHO ARE YOU???