Apparently the whole A-Rod + Madonna thing has been around Deadspin for at least a day now. But I feel obligated to weigh in with this old but too-perfect post from insane celebrity gossip blog What Would Tyler Durden Do. Does A-Rod do things just to get publicly humiliated? Just for the record, Jeter has banged Jessica Alba, Adriana Lima, Scarlett Johansson, a Miss Universe, Mariah Carey, Jessica Biel and 3734 others, and A-Rod counters with.....??
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