This is old, but it was maybe the oddest start to any article about Devin Hester I've ever read. And I've read a lot of articles about Devin Hester. Take it away, Mike McAllister...
She was waiting patiently near the sidelines, but she wasn't a member of the media, wasn't from the league office, wasn't representing any particular team in an official capacity. She was simply a fan, wearing a white tube top, tight blue jean shorts and a golden tropic tan that reached from her manicured toenails to the top of her forehead, just under her long, shimmering red hair.
You know, Mike, I'm pretty sure the romance novel bubble hasn't burst yet, if that's really what you want to do with your time. Fabio is still available to pose shirtless on the cover of whatever purple prose you can crank out of your horny, horny mind. I can see it all now...
SHE was the rich heiress with a summer to do it all. HE was the record-setting kick returner with nothing left to lose, having already lost a Super Bowl. SHE was afraid of trusting again. HE was confused what that first paragraph had anything to do with his 11 return touchdowns. SHE had one mission, even if it meant going all the way. HE was the most electrifying player on one of the world's most frustrating teams, and as a fan that irritates ME no end. THEY were all THEY ever needed.
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Mike McAllister, write that tome! People at beaches everywhere will thank you.
Or maybe you were just trying to provide the straight male/lesbian answer to all the journo-porn out there about our male athletes? Well, thanks...I guess...
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Devin Hester is going to place an agonizing 2nd in the Men's Nordic Combined event at the 2010 Olympics and you're going to be awfully red in the face.
Yes, but Rex Grossman is going to OWN in the biathlon. C'mon - it's shooting AND skiing. How could that not be his to own?
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