Monday, May 12, 2008

Terrell Owens confirms his next project...

Shamelessly self-promoting EDIT: Thanks Deadspin! To all the new peeps stumbling upon our humble blog, feel free to check out the rest of our stuff. Sadly, none of our other stuff is about T.O.'s porn career, but it might be worth a chuckle or two.

...sometimes, you read something that's just too perfect. This is one of those times. From an interview with T.O. conducted by ESPN's Sam Alipour ostensibly about his apperance on Under One Roof comes the most tantalizing news ever:

Media Blitz: Let's jump right in. This is awesome news. Terrell Owens and Flavor Flav. You have to admit, that's a wacky combo, no?

Owens: Well, you never know. That's not going to be the [last] of wacky combos you're going to hear of. And that's an FYI, hint-hint, so to speak. But Flavor Flav, he produced his own show, "Under One Roof" …

Hold on, what's this "FYI, hint-hint" business?

(Laughs) It's a little business venture that I've got going on that's going to shock a lot of people.

And? What is it?

Naw, can't say right now. It's something that's in the works.

Please, please, please let this be T.O.'s official announcement he's teaming up with BangBros. I always knew this...

...was the start of a beautiful friendship. And by "friendship", I do of course mean hardcore ass-fisting. Or whatever sex entails. Frankly, the whole thing just confuses and somewhat nauseates me.

The point is, T.O.'s guest appearance in that BangBros screencap is the Mork debuting on Happy Days of internet porn. Only, you know, funny. What I'm saying is that that screencap up there was basically a backdoor pilot for T.O.'s career as a porn star. If I was slightly less mature, I'd make a really juvenile joke here. Eh, who am I kidding? Heh, heh...backdoor.

Anyway, you heard it here first (assuming you didn't read Sam Alipour's interview first, which I feel pretty confident you didn't)...Terrell Owens has confirmed (vaguely alluded) to his new venture into hardcore pornography (partnership of some sort). If that's not an exclusive, I'm clearly not a journalist.

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