Monday, March 17, 2008

I Don't Have Much Time...

But good pal PK can't be completely ignored.

From his 10 Things I Think I Think I Think I Think I Think, non-football division:

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Man, Peter had at least 13 thoughts this week. I'm impressed.


Thanks for the speedy delivery, Mrs. Dice-K.


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I'm going to ASSUME he means: thanks for having your baby quickly so your husband can get back to pitching for the Red Sox. But dammit Peter, context. Can't you say one thing without sounding like a weirdo?

n. Happy St. Patrick's Day. If you're in the vicinity of Montclair, N.J., and want to experience the best real Irish place in this part of the world, go have a couple at Tierney's on Valley Road. You'll thank me around the time the second bagpiper is doing a lap of the place.


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3 comments:

Archie Micklewhite said...

Also, wouldn't you think the best real Irish place in the world would be in...you know, Ireland?

I at least know for a fact the best anything of anything is NOT in Montclair, New Jersey. Take it from a man with experience.

Brian said...

Welcome to Montclair, population snark. What kind of a name is Archie? It sounds made up. I think you're hiding something Mr. Micklewhite. I should also mention that I feel pretty confident Micklewhite is a real name meant to throw me off the scent. As God as my witness, I will discover your identity Archie.

Archie Micklewhite said...

That's actually true, I was wrong: Montclair is the snark capital of the world.

And best of luck in your quest, Brian - but be advised, I may well figure out your identity as well. After all, I'm really Sherlock Holmes.

Crap, my secret's out. Ah well, the game's afoot and all that.