The best Favre story ever is this one from I Dislike Your Favorite Team:
I think it had to have been 4th quarter when this happened because the Detmer celebration (after throwing a TD) was one that no Detmer, and no QB, really, would make without thinking the game was in hand. Detmer "simulated" reaching into his pants, digging out his cock, and then slapping some chick's ass as he did her from behind. Stockton and his partner said something like, "Wow, that's some crazy dance from Detmer." No, it wasn't a dance. He was miming pulling out his cock, and slapping a chick on the ass! Favre gets back on the field, drives down the field, and chucks a TD pass. He, looking right at Detmer, apes the cock-whipping out dance. The TV people are oblivous: "Favre's mocking Detmer's crazy dance!"
It don't get better than that. I really wish I could find the YouTube clip, but those fucking fascists at the NFL made them take it down. Suffice to say it is the funniest thing I have ever seen on any field of play in sports ever. If one of our millions and millions of readers can dig that video up, we'll send you a free Fire Everybody t-shirt.*
*Not really, but we'll mention you by name in a post. Or if you want we'll say "Tits McGee from Tacoma sent the video. Thank you, Tits McGee!" Whatever floats your boat, man.
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