More material on the way, boys...

Brett Favre has retired. Get ready for the journo-porn. As Frank Caliendo said as fake Madden:

Brett Favre is the greatest football player ever. Heck, he's the greatest human being ever! If he had both his arms and legs amputated, he'd be the best torso in football! Ha ha! BOOM!!!

Passive Voice, I think Peter King might have a thing (or 204,395) to say about this...