Saturday, June 7, 2008

Big Brown (Turd)

Well, I haven't been that disappointed since I lost my virginity.

I love that everyone on ABC was talking about how cool and collected and intellectual the horse is. (Ralph: IT WAS A FUCKIN' HORSE, TONY! Tony: She was a beautiful, innocent creature!)

And then the horse laid a Big Brown turd. Fuck Horse Racing.

5 comments:

Archie Micklewhite said...

If nothing else though, shit was over in less than three minutes. Considering I didn't even start caring until 10 minutes before the start of the race, I'd say that's not too bad. Most other sports would drag that disappointing shit out for hour upon torturous hour.

Djmmm said...

archie micklewhite said...

If nothing else though, shit was over in less than three minutes.

Yet another parallel to when I lost my virginity! UNFUCKINGCANNY MAN!

Archie Micklewhite said...

I have to say, the best set-up is the one you don't even realize you're making.

Archie Micklewhite said...

Of course, I guess the Big Brown disappointment would be worse if you lost money over it.

And if THAT is like your first sexual experience, well...that's cool. I'm just going to start backing slowly away.

Passive Voice said...

Big Brown + anal virginity joke potential? + It's late and I'm too tired to put that shit together=Whatever this is.